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business that works with you,
not against you
You’ve probably tried doing business “the right way.” The formulas. The rigid marketing plans. The productivity hacks that assume you have boundless energy.
And if you’re like most creatives and entrepreneurs I work with, those methods didn’t stick. Instead, they left you drained, frustrated, and sometimes even questioning if you’re cut out for this.
Here’s the truth: you don’t need more discipline, hustle, or another copy-and-paste strategy.
You need business to function for you.
And even more—you need a space where you don’t have to figure it all out alone.
Picture this: you + a group of people who get how your brain works, how your limits show up, and what it takes for you to create from a place of ease.
What if your business felt like an extension of your creativity and your community?
Functional Business is designed as a group program because support, accountability, and shared creativity are what help you actually follow through.
what if business felt like an extension of your creativity?
Imagine shifting from:
🎨 Creatively Stuck → Creatively Empowered
⏳ Drained by Marketing → Energized by a Strategy That Fits You
💡 Forcing a Process → Centering Your Own Flow & Capacity
Instead of fighting against strategies that don’t fit, what if you could design a business system that works in harmony with how you naturally create, think, and operate?
the before + after of business that aligns with YOU
❌ Before: You’re forcing every marketing tip, content calendar, and productivity hack to fit—even when it doesn’t.
✅ After: You’re surrounded by peers building strategies suited to their lives and yours. Together, you find what works.
❌ Before: Everything feels like pressure; you go at it alone.
✅ After: You have support + accountability. You show up in community. You grow together.
❌ Before: You’re so exhausted by doing marketing that drains you that you almost resent your business.
✅ After: You have a system that works with your creative flow, your capacity, and others who are cheering you on.
❌ Before: You spend more time second-guessing than creating.
✅ After: You borrow courage, clarity, and momentum from the group—you know you’re not in this alone.
functional business
business magic for misfits
A business and marketing approach designed for YOU—your creative flow, your energy levels, and your business goals. This isn’t about forcing yourself into rigid strategies that weren’t made for you. It’s about developing a system that honors your capacity while still helping you attract clients, grow your brand, and create with ease.
Functional Business is a 3-month group program that guides your journey of building a business and marketing system that honors your energy, pace, and creativity—while you grow in community.
All group calls are every other Monday at 11 am EST, starting November 3rd.
What’s Inside?
✨Meeting 1: Creative Immersion Day –A collective deep-dive to map what you truly need, how you work naturally, and what’s been draining your energy. You’ll receive a toolkit for this session to help you clarify your creative flow.
🔗Meeting 2: Offer Ecosystem Design – Together, we’ll map how your products or services fit together. We’ll find gaps and opportunities, then brainstorm ecosystem paths for you and hear what others are doing.
🎯Meeting 3: Aligned Lead Generation Strategy – Not every marketing tactic is meant for you. In this session, you’ll explore different lead-generation paths, learn what’s working for others, and design one that feels natural and sustainable.
📌Meeting 4: Marketing Strategy Development – Build a flexible, sustainable plan that allows you to grow and change with you depending on your season of life. Because marketing isn’t just about visibility—it’s about connection, sustainability, and showing up in a way that feels GOOD.
📖Meeting 5: Comfy Content Creation Session with Kendall – Ditch the pressure. Create content in a way that feels organic, easeful, and YOU. This isn’t about perfect, polished posts. It’s a cozy co-creation space where you’ll write, record, or brainstorm content alongside others.
Kendall is my biz bestie, bestie bestie, and one of the best content creation coaches out there! Learn more about her by visiting her Instagram.
🗣️Meeting 6: Open Coaching + Strategy Session- Bring your questions, your stuck points, and your ideas. You’ll get coaching from me and insights from the group. Many times, someone else’s question will unlock something big for you.
why join functional business?
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Shared Energy & Camaraderie – Momentum multiplies when you’re in it together.
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Multiple Perspectives – Learn from real stories, experiments, and strategies others are testing.
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Built-in Accountability – You’ll show up more consistently because others are expecting you.
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Creative Sparks – Borrow ideas, frameworks, and even language from the group—it accelerates your own clarity.
hi, I'm meg
I’ve spent years trying to do business and marketing the “normal” way. I pushed past burnout, tried rigid strategies that didn’t fit, and felt constantly behind.
Then I started designing things around me: my limits, my creativity, my low energy seasons. And it changed everything.
I created this program for those who are done forcing it. For those who want alignment, ease, and support. For the misfits who deserve business magic built to fit them—not the other way around.
Want to learn a little bit more about me? Check out my full bio here.
the details
$1,500
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Program Length: 3 months
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Group Calls: Every other Monday at 11 am EST, starting November 3rd
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Payment Plans: $500/month for 3 months or $250/month for 6 months
is this right for you?
This program is for you if:
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You’re tired of forcing yourself into strategies that don’t fit.
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You crave business that feels like you.
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You want support, community, and accountability while you figure it out.
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You’re ready to let go of guilt, shame, or hustle culture pressure.
This isn’t for you if:
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You want a one-size-fits-all blueprint.
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You’re looking for quick, overnight results.
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You’re not open to experimenting, reflecting, and adjusting.
testimonials
"Meg's approach to marketing, lead generation, and content strategy is so refreshing and needed in the entrepreneurial space... We spent a considerable amount of time discussing what I wanted for my business and what would work best for me based on my energy levels... She really is about true sustainable practices... Her flexibility and persistence to make it work best for the individual in front of her makes her an extraordinary person to bring in to help make your business better for the long haul!"
-Kendall
"The backend stuff always seemed so daunting and overwhelming to me, which just kept me in the loop of neglecting it and this only kept me in a cycle of burnout because it felt like I was just always trying to keep up... Megan has supported me in shifting my mindset around my marketing strategy + staying organized with all of my creative flows, which has allowed me to take aligned action in all of the areas where I've never felt like I could before... Not only does she hold space during our 1:1 time together, which made me feel more confident in these areas, she quite literally supports you in setting these systems up as well."
- Emily G.
"Megan is amazing at what she does because she takes the time to really understand you business and brand... She helped me understand my target market and worked at my pace, giving me attenable deadlines and support I was missing from others in business... I highly recommend anyone looking to revamp or start their business to choose Megan for her creative, joyful soul in wanting to help others shine."
-Lauren V.
ready to build a business that works—together?
You don’t need another strategy that leaves you drained. You need structure that honors your energy and creativity.
You don’t need to keep going it alone. You need people who get it—and who will cheer you on while you grow.
If that feels like the shift you’re craving, join us inside Functional Business.
Because business should function for you. And it feels even better when we do it together.
ready to get started?
Fill out the form below to get started and if you have any questions feel free to send me an email at establissco@meganjgarcia.com